Cars and Money: Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After... - FML

By journeytotheend - 14/07/2012 06:55 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML

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By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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By occam's pube-razor - 05/09/2015 04:26 - United States - Buena Vista

Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML

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By Username - 04/12/2010 21:04 - United States

Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML

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By Criminal - 13/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML

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By sdfsdf - 22/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML

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By wils - 24/07/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket. I put the ticket in my bag and accidentally left the bag in my friends car. When I returned, the car window was smashed, my bag was gone. I had to call the police department and ask them to send me a new ticket, on top of the $1000 or so I'd already lost. FML

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By Andre - 29/07/2010 10:56 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML

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Can't win

By Unlucky. - 16/10/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I took my parking permit off my car to debate a ticket that I got for not having my permit displayed. Twenty minutes later, when I got back to my car, I had another ticket on my window for not having my parking permit displayed because I was using it to disprove the first ticket. FML

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NoOneCaresReally 8

Saturday 14 July 2012 11:59

Seems like someone needs to learn how to park in the right places.

HonestTruth 5

Saturday 14 July 2012 12:00

If you can take a look at my avatar, that would be face if that happened to me.

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Timmeeh 17

Saturday 14 July 2012 20:17

Consider this the Universe telling you to start parking legally...

Zachthejoker 10

Saturday 14 July 2012 20:58

Oh the irony! XD

andiewithlove 21

Saturday 14 July 2012 21:02

Bright side.....saved you gas?

LifelessStars 22

Saturday 14 July 2012 21:28

tsk tsk you just can't learn your lesson can you

Leslier_fml 4

Saturday 14 July 2012 22:22

Dont you think its time to pay attention where you park?

thecovert 7

Sunday 15 July 2012 3:23

Stupid tax?

penguinsteff11 3

Sunday 15 July 2012 4:20

what a boyfriend smh!

animal50199 10

Monday 16 July 2012 5:03

OP that's when you ditch the truck and take the bus. Problem solved, no more parking tickets! Just pay attention to where you park your truck when you go to ride the bus. :D

RealBlackMan3 3

Monday 16 July 2012 9:05

Haha the irony

thugnashty 0

Monday 16 July 2012 13:36

Daja vu?

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