Miscellaneous: Today, I went outside for a cigarette since I don't like smoking... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/11/2011 00:21 - United States

Today, I went outside for a cigarette since I don't like smoking in the house. When I was done, I stomped it out. I wasn't wearing shoes. FML

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By ID10t - 10/11/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML

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Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML

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By fEk - 22/03/2019 09:00 - Australia

Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML

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By ScarletBuckeye - 09/07/2016 16:38

Today, I didn't want to get sand in my shoes, so I walked down to the beach barefoot. The sand was so hot that it burned the soles of my feet. I now have blisters across the bottom of my feet and between my toes… but at least there's no sand in my shoes. FML

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By Hannah - 17/06/2011 21:24 - Ireland

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

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By ThatsNotRight - 31/01/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2012 02:08 - United States

Today, I saw a news story about how wearing flip-flops is dangerous. I scoffed at the ridiculous study and went about my business. Three hours later I accidentally ripped off my toenail. While wearing flip-flops. FML

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By Mishti - 13/05/2018 15:00

Today, whilst on the toilet at the mall, I took my new designer sandals off as my feet were blistered. Not even a second later, a hand reached out from under the stall, grabbed my sandals and disappeared. I had to walk home a mile barefoot. In the burning heat. FML

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By blabla - 28/10/2011 13:30 - Brazil

Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I walked out into my backyard. As I did so, my dogs ran past me, slamming the sliding door off its track. I went to catch it, and knocked the bird cage over. To complete the fumble, as I turned to catch the bird cage, I stepped in a dog turd. I wasn't wearing shoes. We're all okay, but… FML

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jordinomoose 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 9:22

Smoking is bad for you...

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 20 November 2011 9:25

Jeez, now your foot is probably as disgusting looking as your lungs.

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PurpleTurtle666 1

Monday 21 November 2011 6:55

really? why do you guys even give a f_ck that she smokes?! its not your body! enough with the YDI for smoking! i feel more bad for their foot. not the fact that they smoke.

crazyquestions 4

Monday 28 November 2011 3:34

um yeah...actually, second hand smoke affects quite a lot of people...just to let you know if you already didn't...

sk8erd 15

Monday 21 November 2011 7:30

Yea, nobody gives 2 ***** about your opinion on smoking. OP's choice for smoking. OP should just feel stupid for not wearing shoes.

Jollymanroper 1

Monday 21 November 2011 7:55

Every single ******* one of you who had a bitch about OP smoking is an idiot. If someone was cutting onions and was crying and cut their fingers, you might as well say YDI for using a knife YDI for cutting onions and YDI for been a crying little bitch. Well no of course not, I'm sure op knows smoking is bad and was probably smoking at home in their own property so putting the cig out on the ground should be no problem. Just because many of you are against smoking does not mean you should be forcing others to think like you. It's like being against gay marriage and going around ruining all gay marriages it's just stupid pointless and being a complete douche. Anyway this is the internet and therefore a good 95% of you are utter retards so whatever.

minamail25 7

Monday 21 November 2011 8:11

That's what you get for smoking!

kei1108 13

Monday 21 November 2011 12:40

Use an ashtray. Then you aren't littering.

savfd645 7

Monday 21 November 2011 13:59

What a dumb ass!! Seriously??!!

oSaraho_fml 2

Monday 21 November 2011 19:59

I know how that feels :(

millerbee74 6

Monday 21 November 2011 20:41

OP YDI for not wearing any shoes.

spanishottie45 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 3:21

Don't smoke and that won't ficking happen db ass bitch! Lolol

ErocX85 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 6:19

It's life's way of telling you to stop stepping on lit cigarettes

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