Love: Today, I went out on a blind date that my sister set me up on.... - FML

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By pinkspice997 - 15/01/2016 07:48 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, I went out on a blind date that my sister set me up on. Things took an interesting turn during our date when I talked about the stock market. He looked at me and said "wait, you're too pretty to know these things" and just laughed. Did I also mention I hold a law degree from Cambridge? FML

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