Miscellaneous: Today, I went out of my way to avoid street preachers thrusting...

By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 12:24 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went out of my way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and started waving paper in my face, and I snapped at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realised she was returning something that fell out of my pocket. She looked terrified. FML

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By Ms. Heartless - 16/12/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I was riding the subway, reading a book, when a woman suddenly shoved a flyer over my book. Aghast by her rude gesture, I declined to take the paper. I looked over and noticed it was a flyer for a missing girl. FML

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Sorry, man

By Lii - 24/03/2015 01:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

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By wallet? GONE - 21/04/2013 22:27 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML

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Get the hell out of there

By Anonymous - 01/09/2022 22:00

Today, my friend and I were driving to work, when she asked me to stop at the gas station. Ten minutes later, I see this woman come out, my friend right behind her. The woman spotted me, an intense look in her eyes. She marched over, threw a paper at me, and screamed, "Jesus died for our sins!" She then stormed off. I'm a crazy magnet. FML

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You deserved it 114

By Anonymous - 21/06/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking on the street when a woman in front of me dropped a couple of dollars. I picked them up and chased her to return it all. She insisted that it wasn't hers. I tried to tell her it was, but she wouldn't accept it. A cop saw me and arrested me for solicitation. FML

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You deserved it 193

By WTF is all I ask - 27/07/2012 23:55 - United States - Mcallen

Today, I was at the mall, when I saw an elderly lady drop her groceries, so I rushed over to help her pick them up. She took one look at me, called me a "Liberal bastard," and shouted for me to get away from her before she called the cops. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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You deserved it 1 457

Broke

By Anon - 22/03/2012 23:32 - United States - Stony Point

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

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You deserved it 4 835

Nutters Inc.

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 17:00

Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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You deserved it 1 800

melij99 5

Friday 26 October 2012 18:48

It's a simple rule my friend: Treat others the way you would like to be treated.

ManInTheMachine 19

Friday 26 October 2012 18:48

You should probably listen to what someone has to say before you snap at them. I can gurantee she tried to say something, and wasn't just thrusting paper in your face.

Comments

dessicakez 7

Friday 26 October 2012 21:49

You didn't really mean to so I understand that. It's really ironic that that happened but it's not really your fault so don't be hard on yourself.

DohIMissed 6

Friday 26 October 2012 21:54

YDI for not realizing what is it about.

supahcoolperson 0

Friday 26 October 2012 22:11

That was a total dick move on your part, even IF it was the people preaching stuff that woulda been totally wrong of you, they don't deserve that and I don't think you would like if someone treated you that way either

kerrywoodwins20 2

Friday 26 October 2012 22:27

Street preachers? Not to be invasive, but were you going to get an abortion?

Bluejaywilde 10

Saturday 27 October 2012 1:20

It's a man, dipshit. Says it right under the fml.

Pensu 12

Saturday 27 October 2012 6:05

Replace that with "to be INCREDIBLY INVASIVE."

kerrywoodwins20 2

Friday 26 October 2012 22:31

But seriously, the woman who got screamed at should have made an FML, not you.

RvidxrKlvn 8

Friday 26 October 2012 22:57

I don't think he deserves as much as people are saying he does because he might've just been really offended by whatever the preacher was spewing.

nevereyes 31

Saturday 27 October 2012 16:18

And preachers are offending by being there, the bullshit and "anti this anti that" only make them more offending.

MorganXAlexander 6

Friday 26 October 2012 23:19

YDI ass hole

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 27 October 2012 0:22

Calm your tetas!

oathkeeper77 5

Saturday 27 October 2012 0:32

"Today, I tried to return something that fell out of a stranger's pocket, thinking I was being a nice person. They snapped and told me to **** off." Now that's an FML. But yeah, those crazy propaganda people are irritating