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By Johnny - 14/02/2016 16:05 - United States - Monroe Township
Today i was walking to walmart when I saw a 5 year old girl. thinking she was lost, i offered a ride to her. It turns out she was fully trained in martial arts and now i cant feel my nuts. FML