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By DudeManBro69 - 01/05/2009 13:15 - United States

Today, I was walking downstairs to the subway. At the top of the stairs, some hobo was peeing. Two seconds before, I'd told my friend I felt rain. It wasn't rain. FML

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By CreepedOut - 09/03/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML

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By jumanji - 23/03/2015 23:19

Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML

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Classy.

By pist off - 05/03/2018 19:00

Today, I felt rain on my face. I looked up and saw a man peeing off a hot air balloon. FML

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By spriggs - 25/07/2010 09:06 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

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By Furry - 02/12/2009 18:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML

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By Banana_Lord - 03/03/2015 10:41 - United Kingdom - Saint Andrews

Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML

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From a great height

By Anonymous - 08/05/2021 21:59

Today, I was sitting on the back porch with my husband. I felt two raindrops land on my head, so I said we should go inside because it was starting to rain. It turned out to just be a bird shitting on me. FML

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It never rains, it pours

By jaeilssanguh - 26/11/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I was walking in rain. I had my hands in my pants pockets, so that the front of the jacket was pointing down. Halfway to Taco Bell, my crotch felt exceptionally wet. I looked down to see a wet spot. The rain on my jacket was channeled to my crotch. FML

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Make yourself at home

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

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By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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Fredzter 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:01

Eeew!! That's disgusting!! o.O

Demon_Squirtle 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:06

This doesn't all add up though If you thought it was rain, where do you live? Does rain pound at you viciously in one small area? I mean if it were the final drops, sure, but you said you saw him peeing after you felt the rain. If you saw him before, then you're a moron for walking under his piss. 0_o

Comments

Jertastic 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:13

#16 ROFLMAO!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!1 Otherwise, pissing on women is a real turn on for guys. You should get used to it.

fml_islife 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:26

hahahah this sucks so muchh.

ceexaeexess 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:47

youre beat!

n00b315 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:54

golden shower

kiko1544463 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:06

haha dats the worst

24788 6

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:15

That would suck. FYL

ILoveJace01 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 1:23

GROSS. OMG EW. I WOULD DIE.

pennygoo 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 1:36

ohh eww! that happened to me once. i was walking with my mom and stepped in a puddle and my mom said "that wasnt a puddle" ... the hobo in front of us had just peed! XD

george_lopez 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 2:54

lol this hobo is like a bird he picks his target and fires! great FML

Zoa_fml 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 3:23

this really makes no sense if you were walking DOWN the stairs! Either you would have noticed him before you went down the stairs and avoided the stream, or would wouldn't have noticed him and never figured out what was getting you wet!