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By pooppants - 03/02/2016 22:51 - United States - Fond Du Lac
Today, I was talking with a cute woman at the bus stop. I've been battling the stomach flu the past 48 hours. I excused myself to sneeze and at that moment realized I had sneezed so hard I shit my pants. Not only did we both instantly smell it, there we're only two seats left on the bus. FML.