this reminds me of Howard from the Big Bang Theory

Did you shat when he hung up?

Hey, you were hogging the bathroom for talking. I'd be annoyed if someone spent hours on the phone in the bathroom rather than go outside or to their room. Some people actually do need to shit and piss. Your mother may not have handled it the best, ad I'm sorry you have to deal with a drunk mom, but you should still be considerate of the fact some people might want to use the restroom for its intended purpose.

Aww. I bet your a nice girl too

you could have put the phone on mute

That's gatta suck):

What happened after that? Did you have to explain it to him?

Thank you for making my entire day! Trying not to laugh out loud, I farted... in a quiet office setting.

That's a shitty way to end a phone call.

That just made my dayXD