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By Anonymous - 17/03/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

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By hiii. - 16/03/2010 02:27 - United States

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

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By Youdontneed2knowmyname - 05/02/2011 05:29 - United States

Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML

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By forkmylife - 19/05/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, my school is having a mandatory class on etiquette. We've just now progressed onto forks after a long, tedious discussion on spoons. FML

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By knife knife - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Dalkeith

Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML

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By Mystery LeRale - 15/01/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML

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By nolife - 29/12/2011 12:03 - United States

Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:14 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he wanted to start a collection of sporks. They're filling up our car. FML

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By melonhead77 - 29/03/2012 11:46 - Cyprus

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

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By Mik - 08/06/2011 03:05 - United States

Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML

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Can't feel my tongue

By Anonymous - 18/01/2021 17:01

Today, I was using the same metal spoon to stir boiling noodles and the pasta sauce I was heating up. I decided to taste the sauce and see if it was getting warm, forgetting that the spoon was sitting in boiling water three seconds earlier. FML

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MikeDa1Da 14

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:04

I like rusty spoons.

perdix 29

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:11

So, what's the scoop?

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jessimica642 8

Sunday 18 March 2012 5:21

You don't say...

skittihorse 8

Sunday 18 March 2012 5:24

Liam Payne does not approve.

HaniahAhmad 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 5:36

OMD!!! One Direction!!

HaniahAhmad 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 5:34

I did that once, and I wasn't bored....

Vaginabutter 15

Sunday 18 March 2012 5:38

Was it spoontacular?

Shenannigoats 16

Sunday 18 March 2012 5:47

Welp. Kinda your fault.

LoveOfHate 4

Sunday 18 March 2012 5:54

Spooning leads to forking!!!!!!!!

ZeroIce 12

Sunday 18 March 2012 6:04

Wooden spoons are made of wood. Did that help?

Vanilla1Thrilla 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 6:07

I've had those days... Boredom can lead to interesting things.

tanlines26 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 6:30

Nice way to spend your life.

Unlucky_Gun 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 6:33

Here's some info: spoons can be used to play a very racist game called Spoon. You throw a spoon at a black person, call them the N word, and if you miss you have to go get it. By the way, I've never played

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