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By rhyspiecesno8 - 01/04/2016 17:40 - United States - Bound Brook
Today, I was sitting in a McDonald's bathroom taking a shit when I hear a plop, and the sound of a plastic bag being crumpled. Then a few seconds later a bag of shit comes flying into the stall. I then had to wipe not only my crack but my domain and genitals, too. FML