Transportation: Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden,...

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By Quackadoodledoo - 24/04/2014 02:21 - United Kingdom - Edgware

Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, "I'm not finished yet". At the next stop I put down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2014 19:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML

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I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

By DontSniffMyHair - 07/07/2021 06:01

Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2012 11:17 - United States

Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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Beep beep beep

By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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By News-print Face Kate - 18/07/2012 16:37 - United Kingdom

Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML

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By off-balance - 16/01/2016 15:00 - Finland

Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML

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Perv!

By Thithien1 - 01/04/2009 06:07 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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perdix 29

Monday 17 January 2011 20:03

He was probably exposing himself to you the whole trip and you never bothered to notice. That is pretty stuck-up of you.

SCBeauty1983 0

Monday 17 January 2011 20:03

WTF??? Totally random shit happening over there in France... =-/

Comments

AlexBuda 0

Monday 17 January 2011 21:29

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR READING TWILIGHT YOU CLICHE CONFORMIST OF A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!

Your_Moms_Mom 0

Monday 17 January 2011 21:43

AlexBuda, how do you know if she was reading Twilight? They could have been reading Harry Potter, a Bible, the newspaper, a school textbook, etc.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 17 January 2011 22:06

Yeah, you don't know she was reading Twilight. And if she was, that's her business. Just because she has good taste in books and prefers that to stupid Harry Potter, which is horribly overrated, doesn't mean she deserves this. Sounds to me like the guy was having a bad day and took it out on the nearest person. You should report him for assault, OP.

Bawxy 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 9:57

*Looks around* Attention FML: Has anybody seen #29 and #34's sense of humor? I'm following the trail of blood from the stick shoved up it's ass. Should lead us right to it. Thank you.

Idc666 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 10:01

No, just no. Twilight is the most overrated non-religious book of all time, comprised mostly of an emo Mary Sue/self insert having to choose between an abusive, controlling, creepy pedophile stalker that sparkles, and an abusive, controlling, soon-to-be-pedophile jerk that licks himself. I'm not into Harry Potter, but at least it has a plot and decent characters with girls that actually have their OWN strengths. That being said, what's with all these people on here saying the OP deserves it? We don't know her, we don't know what happened. It might have been the guy was on LSD, or it might have been a dare, or it might have been a jilted ex she didn't recognize, or she might have kept elbowing without realizing; there's not enough info to even guess why and what exactly.

Bawxy 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 10:30

*sigh*... --and #67's!

GetaLifePlease 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 11:54

attention: on this reply thread 64 is the only non-ass. thank you.

Sammansix 3

Monday 17 January 2011 21:33

You were reading. Reading makes anyone look suspicious! O.O

vanillatwilight6 0

Monday 17 January 2011 21:43

WTF!!!! i wuldve been pissed off, that was really random

Sammansix 3

Monday 17 January 2011 21:45

Somebody hat to tell you the truth. Be lucky since it wasn't anyone in your family.

rallets 22

Monday 17 January 2011 21:54

what did the 5 fingas say to the face?

kinukle 0

Monday 17 January 2011 21:55

that's sad don't go on subway anymore

musiclover247 0

Monday 17 January 2011 22:11

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's fricken funny

WhatTheJunk_fml 6

Monday 17 January 2011 22:13

Hahahahahahahahahahaha you're freaking stupid.

RUSH777 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 3:53

hahahahahahahha you're a freaking bitch. ;)

Bosia 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 6:15

Hahahahahahahahahaha how about we all go out together and get some freaking KFC? My treat! I won't slap anyone, or call you names! Unless you eat all the chicken, of course.