By ouch - 19/12/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with the worst stomach cramps ever. My boyfriend came, looked at me writhing in pain, and said, "Well at least if it's a tapeworm you'll get skinnier." FML
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snafu57 1

Tell him "I may be fat but you're ugly. I can lose weight. "

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

Because it's the worst ones SHE's ever had, you complete moron.

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youthink_fml 0

YDI for not being able to take a joke.

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Ninjaface 0

Wow, your boyfriend sure missed his chance. I'm sure a good screwing probably would have taken your mind off your stomach cramps.

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DizzyVulps 0

If you don't want your boyfriend calling you fatty, kill him

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YouMyBaby_G 0

Aww Babe, That's so mean . You have to talk to him he has no right to be rude like that to you.

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mooshibear140 4

your boyfriend has a positive attitude. [:

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mypod66 0

he obviously thought it sounded funny in his head but when he said it it provaba

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alekim 1

It doesn't mean that she's fat...

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cinnamondiva 0

guys suck at life sometimes

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