Today, I was listening to a quick recording from a girl in our... - FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2021 07:47

Today, I was listening to a quick recording from a girl in our group chat. I was jerking it to her voice, because she’s hot, but, the entire time I was doing it.. my phone was recording the sounds. It sent to the group & I can’t erase it. It’s a lot of gruntled yeah bitch, with spit and dick. FML

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