Health: Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers,...

By soccerscout7 - 08/02/2011 12:48

Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML

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By Sickie. - 02/09/2010 16:03 - United States

Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML

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By angel grace - 15/02/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML

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Worst prank ever

By Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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Welcome to the Splash Zone!

By Vomitoid - 07/02/2018 01:30

Today, we had a test in history. My best friend, who was sitting right behind me, had forgotten about it and put his finger in his throat to vomit. It sprayed all over his desk, his pants, and the entirety of my back. FML

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By alephnull - 02/02/2011 21:07 - Canada

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML

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Tis the season to be jolly

By littl3storm - 23/12/2020 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, at the ripe age of 20, I spent the early hours of my morning violently vomiting blood every time I got too warm. I then had the pleasure of shitting in a plastic container for a stool sample, due to said problem, after one and half hours of sleep. FML

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By Morganisoverrated - 22/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML

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Clusterfuck

By Alexis - 18/08/2021 00:00

Today, I went to the doctor's office to get my yearly check up. Soon after I got home, I threw up and somehow had a fever. FML

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By hellnooo - 15/08/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML

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Twisted107 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 16:01

looks like you did have one.

bigphill1333 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 16:02

What a dick.

Comments

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Tuesday 8 February 2011 22:19

What ever happened to friendly punches in the arm?

invisiblegirll 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 23:35

I've never heard of a "friendly" punch...

Ceaszhar 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 0:23

lmao my friends are so like that

andr3wfo44 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 0:24

That's HARDCORE!

Nakolover13 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 0:37

I hope the blood got on him giving him reason to write an FML as well.

capilot 10

Wednesday 9 February 2011 0:58

Man, it must've looked like a scene out of a Stephen King movie. I bet your friends ran away screaming like little girls.

Philly_iz_Silly 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 1:27

what a jerk

filomiir 3

Wednesday 9 February 2011 1:49

...i would ****** beat that friend's ass if i were u!!..as soon as u get better: ass whoopin'!

bigdawg11 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 2:22

Id give that shitbird a friendly baseball bat to the knees and ribs

lil_lala209 5

Wednesday 9 February 2011 3:04

why would they do that to you? that's really f***ed up. FYL should of gave them a punch in the face after...

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