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By Anonymous - 07/04/2016 00:43 - United States

Today I was in a crowded elevator when a man with a bunch of boxes forced his way on and started pushing me. He then got mad at me because I wouldn't move. The reason I didn't move because I didn't want to hit the guy on my other side who was in a wheelchair. FML.

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