Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he...

By Jenny - 31/03/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

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By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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By SecondBest,IGuess - 30/04/2013 17:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML

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By some_girl_19 - 05/08/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumped up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remotes had dead batteries. FML

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By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him, "Friday." He jumped up and ran over to the TV yelling, "Oh my God! Shark week is almost over!!" I was cock-blocked by the Discovery Channel. FML

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By MeAgainDr - 08/08/2023 04:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

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By 504-A1 - 11/05/2012 22:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

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poopooface 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:33

That's hilarious. TV shows: 1 You: 0

commonsense 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:43

The Dawn of Technology is the Fall of Man

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Karnezar 2

Tuesday 31 March 2009 22:22

TV < Sex Then again, I'm a virgin. .

GloomySkyz 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 22:52

OH MY GOD, I FORGOT TO SET MY TiVo TO RECORD THE NEW EPISODE OF CASH CAB AND MYTHBUSTERS OHNOES

Claeric 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:22

Girls on FML seem to put WAY too much importance into sex. This is a situation where you laugh, let him run off to fix the tivo, and get back to it. But the girls here seem to think sex is this incredibly complex thing that is of absolute worldly importance and more serious than anything ever. same goes for the girls who get upset because their boyfriend, WHO HAS TO DO MOST OF THE WORK, doesn't know what to do HIS FIRST TIME. Jesus christ. I'm glad I will never go near a girl in that way.

SirAndrew 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 0:23

It depends on what TV show it is. If it were 24, I would totally understand.

effmalife 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 0:28

HAHAHAHHA

Vehicle 1

Wednesday 1 April 2009 0:29

LMAO. Sad, but funny.

DB4L 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:07

holy shit hahahahahahhahaha

p89hg69 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:53

your boyfrend is an asshole and you could easly break up with him on the strenght of that insult... guess your life sucked just there...

podrummer9209 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:07

Lol, what a jackass... 91, grow up -_- I don't like missing shit I've been waiting weeks to watch. Fail for forgetting, and uber fail for leaving. I hate being interrupted =(

craznazn247 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:53

Lol you can have sex any time of the week but some shows only come on once a week! I love the dozens of FMLs lately about guys doing stupid stuff while in bed. Hilarious though, sounds like something I definitely would do!