Kids: Today I was giving a mini spelling test to my two daughters....

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 07:07 - Australia - Fairfield

Today I was giving a mini spelling test to my two daughters. I then spelt out the words at the end. One of my daughters spelt toaster 'toster'. She is 16. My other daughter is 10 and spelt everything correctly. Fml

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