Health: Today, I was feeling really stressed so I bought some nice stress...

By Stress - 24/02/2010 00:56 - United States

Today, I was feeling really stressed so I bought some nice stress relieving lotion. When I got home, I took it out of the bag and accidentally dropped it (not realizing it was made of glass). The bottle shattered into pieces and I even cut my finger on one piece. So much for relieving stress. FML

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Wednesday 24 February 2010 15:13

It rubs the lotion on its skin.

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Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:55

Eucalyptus Spearmint from Bath and Body Works is amazing stress release stuff. Just sayin'. Sometimes when I'm stressed I'll have a drink and it helps. But drugs and getting shit faced? I'll pass on that.

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zomfgzomfgzomfg 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:52

Wait, you "accidentally" dropped it. But you "forgot it was made out of glass". What the hell, is it just me, or does that sounds intentional?

dance_till_dawn 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 22:02

Soooo...would you "accidentally" not have dropped it if you realized it was glass?

vtranchitella14 3

Thursday 25 February 2010 0:04

fake. nice play off of family guy though

cwl727 32

Friday 11 April 2014 23:34

says the FML is fake

fxdxhk90 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 1:30

What brand was it, Jack Daniels or Jerkens? err I mean Jergens.

slushpuppy123 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 1:55

HOLY CRAP SHE CUT HER FINGER!! SOMEBODY GET THIS GIRL THE ER!!!!!!

Alkix 2

Thursday 25 February 2010 4:15

"Today, I was feeling really stressed so I bought some nice stress relieving lotion." It almost makes it sound magical doesn't it? I wonder if they have lotion of ogre strength so you can be more fit?