Today, I was driving in LA for work. While I was trying to make... - FML

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By ... - 23/04/2018 07:13

Today, I was driving in LA for work. While I was trying to make a U-turn to park and run into a place to go, I hit a pothole and peed myself because I was so scared. I had to sit in it for 45min till I got home. The smell isn't out yet and I have work tomorrow. FML

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