Transportation: Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall....

By babymine - 09/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML

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By plantfood - 06/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help, I energetically lifted her bag up, and smacked her in the face with it. FML

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The strangeness of strangers

By wellalrightythen - 09/02/2015 06:23 - United States - Hobart

Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she'd put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right onto my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth and busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML

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Look where you're going, dude

By balancestrikesagain - 24/04/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I was getting onto an airplane and happened to admire the stewardess. I was walking onto the plane and was just about to talk to her when my foot slipped into the crack between the boarding ramp and the plane. Not only did she laugh as I limped to my seat but now I have bruised nuts. FML

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Hanging

By James - 31/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML

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By PlaneGuy - 25/02/2017 01:00 - Reunion - Saint-denis

Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML

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By saltynutz20 - 07/04/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight I noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. FML

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By ifmlftw - 22/06/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML

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By ctop - 13/05/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML

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Family jewels

By DanJames24 - 05/06/2020 14:00

Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML

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By James4929 - 08/01/2010 00:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML

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jammy_side_up 0

Friday 9 March 2012 8:48

if she drops her bag again.. you know why. lol

jtthegr8 26

Friday 9 March 2012 8:43

At least it wasn't a total loss...right?

Comments

gonkillurself 3

Sunday 11 March 2012 5:31

Wow I am jealous lmfao joke .... But serious that happened to me on a bus a few years back it was awesome !!!!

liftedyoda 5

Sunday 11 March 2012 7:42

Win

glenysrod17 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 13:24

Charming :p

santaboy11 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 19:28

I did say his life sucked or he deserved it... I wanna touch a boob ??????

Sarojin 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 21:42

I can see it now. Years from now this story will have evolved from disaster into a mile high club fabrication.

rilatos 17

Tuesday 24 April 2012 21:58

Thats not awkward or embarrassing at all. Unless you're a pussy and are too scare.

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 13 May 2012 2:24

Smooth. It's not that awkward. You were trying to help.

baileymarie102 6

Saturday 15 September 2012 5:20

Something like that has happened to me before. Lol(:

SlenderMann 10

Sunday 18 November 2012 2:22

Who said OP was a guy?

blackwidowtaco 31

Sunday 18 August 2013 8:30

chivalry at its finest, well done op!

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