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By russian - 02/05/2022 07:31

Today, I was beaten up for being Russian and therefore “supporting the war.” I do not support the war in the Ukraine. FML

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Sunday 3 July 2022 20:19

Успокаивает тот факт, что российский народ в значительной степени не поддерживает вторжение в Украину. Как жаль, что вас выбрал какой-то невежественный человек.

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Sunday 3 July 2022 20:19

Успокаивает тот факт, что российский народ в значительной степени не поддерживает вторжение в Украину. Как жаль, что вас выбрал какой-то невежественный человек.

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