Intimacy: Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went...

By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 10:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML

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By PCJJacket - 05/05/2014 17:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML

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Rushed

By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

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By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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Gettin' some

By Username - 01/05/2011 08:20 - United States

Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML

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Good boy

By Tucker - 18/11/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called him down. He came running down the stairs with a used condom in his mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. He put it directly in my mom's hands. FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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By Madison43097 - 24/09/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

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Why would you stick that there?

By Co-B - 03/09/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 03:36 - United States - Chicago

Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML

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By Sal - 09/02/2009 18:32 - United States

Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML

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key_2010 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:44

YDI for having sex while the family was still home.

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 15 January 2011 22:22

That's right, folks! I just made your little girl come three times! What's for dinner? I'm staved.

Comments

avatar2018 4

Monday 7 February 2011 16:10

thanks for telling the world you jerk! your now single asshole

silverrain69 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 22:41

at least you practice sex sex?(:

ultra_notorious 26

Sunday 28 August 2011 18:22

Classic. That's why you rawdog it. No rubbers or wrappers to worry about.

andrewsgirl2010 7

Saturday 10 December 2011 20:05

Guess youll check next time.

kaila332 0

Friday 1 June 2012 6:08

That's what u get slob

nightshaded 6

Saturday 29 December 2012 3:29

I'm sorry, how do you not notice it's on your foot? Especially when you're going down to be with other people. YDI

worldclassrager 39

Monday 20 January 2014 20:53

How could you not feel that?

BvbArmy_0 18

Saturday 15 March 2014 22:31

Doesn't matter had sex

Brandon1337 29

Saturday 17 January 2015 4:07

Just why didn't you throw it in the trash at least after you were done? Unless of course your the ones who go all night long

peterblack67 9

Wednesday 10 March 2021 7:32

You had sex with your girlfriend while her whole family was home? YDI

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