Today, I tried to give my daughter the sex talk, since she’s...

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 05:40

Today, I tried to give my daughter the sex talk, since she’s going to high school in September. I ended up learning a few things from her instead, and I’m married, with three kids. FML

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