Miscellaneous: Today, I took part in a sparring seminar through my karate dojo....

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By female martial artist - 19/01/2016 20:02 - United States - La Verne

Today, I took part in a sparring seminar through my karate dojo. I was paired with a male student from another city. He never threw a single punch at me, but went all out against the 12 year old boy. FML

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