By alicemassie - 15/05/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I told my parents I wanted them to meet my new partner. My mom went into a rant about how she had known I was gay for a while and asked how I was going to tell my husband. I am straight, madly in love with my husband, and was referring to my business partner. FML
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alicemassie 0

Okay, (it's OP) I need to make a couple of clarifications. I didn't include this part because there wasn't enough room in the FML submit thing, but after I told my mom I was referring to my business partner, she told me that she thinks I'm a lesbian not because of her fantastic maternal intuition, but because she thinks my husband is too much of an "ass bitch" for me to actually love him, and because I'm athletic. I wanted her to meet my business partner because my parents are involved in my business

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itsnotfair 0

oh how awkward!! i'm in a similar situation...my mum is waiting for me to come out of the closet and she keeps hinting at it aha

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24788 6

lol, it's funny, but just explain to your mother what you meant.

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AnaMaree 0

Kill your mom. :) Problem solved.

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lilcuti3pi389 0

this is pretty funny, and kinda sux for you for someone straight to be called can be offensive so yea it does make sense how this is an FML and #42 of course this is a woman if not the scenario wouldnt make any sense, use your brain.

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ForeverArtistNow 0

lol i can see the hilarity in this one I don't understand why people use the term partner, though. I mean, I have nothing against it, but I'm gay, and I still use "boyfriend" for someone I'm dating and will use "husband" for when I get married.

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spitball1074 2

Maybe she thought you were just that hot. I mean, lesbians ARE pretty sexy.

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CannibalGuy 0

This isn't necessarily homophobia from the mother... She might just have been mad at the perceived fault of her daughter cheating on her husband.

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AnaMaree 0

I agree with number 9

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sanctuary_fml 0

#12, her mom suspected she was gay all along... i say that's an FYL moment.

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hmmm so lets see this was posted by a man.... yet they said theyre straight and madly in love with their husband... whats wrong with this picture?

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cookydough28 0

ha...i was wondering the same thing...someone is confused...O_O

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alicemassie 0

im not a man -- im a woman (its OP) that was a mistake.

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