By Anonymous - 29/11/2014 16:28 - United States - Portland

Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat and ask my crush what he wanted for Christmas. He said "A girlfriend." I took off my Santa hat and yelled "Ta-da!" He added, "An ATTRACTIVE girlfriend." FML
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hannah_cheers 30

If he cares more about looks than personality, he isn't worth it, OP. Find someone who will find you beautiful no matter what.

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pitapizzaparty 18

He sounds thirsty . I would say give him a water bottle for christmas but i think he needs some coal

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dDailydDosage 8

Cuteness wasted on a douche. I admire your boldness.

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rex41e 9

What you did was amazing, sadly he doesn't deserve you. There's better out there.

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poopshootmagoot 2

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Bad_luck_duck 6

Aww I'm sorry and I bet your really pretty!! ;)

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ohsnapitzcat3_ 6

Maybe I'm an idiot but I don't get it..? To me it sounds like he was saying he wanted you to be his girlfriend and he thinks you're attractive..

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Thekbking 11

I dont understand why everyone is calling him a dbag or this or that. he was up front an honest. u cant knock a guy for being honest about who he finds attractive or not. no one can control that. yes he went about it a blunt and kind of mean way, but who knows maybe he was tired of giving the girl little hints that he wasnt into her which she ignored or didnt catch hell or even in denial so he went a more obvious route this time. u cant judge a person without knowing the full story

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