Animals: Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit...

By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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By polish_chik - 01/09/2009 04:00 - Canada

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

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By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

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By anonymous - 21/05/2010 17:26 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML

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By vstan - 25/08/2010 00:48 - United States

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

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By turtle - 12/07/2011 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

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By newly passed, newly grassed - 06/12/2014 17:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML

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By fiat850 - 09/05/2020 17:00

Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML

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By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 10 October 2010 12:15

It happened so slowly that the kitten matured into a cat during the swerve?

perdix 29

Sunday 10 October 2010 12:17

Did the swerve take such a long time that the kitten matured in a cat?

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romanceaser 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 16:44

only swerve for moose. cuz those beasts can pretty much find themselves sitting in your car, waving it's hooves, smashing the occupants to pieces.

pengiesully 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 16:53

it's called.... breaks

Spastastic 6

Sunday 10 October 2010 18:17

No, actually they're called brakes.

jocelyng_fml 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 17:02

I found a baby cat under a car today while driving...

evilcartman 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 17:32

always take the animal out,douche

love_me_electric 20

Sunday 10 October 2010 17:32

YDI for swerving, period. You're lucky you only hit the cat, you could've killed yourself or run over a child.

TwoFootedMan 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 17:45

Woman?

kayleigh12 0

Monday 28 November 2011 22:12

Anonymous. So don't try to blame a woman. Sexist prick.

Thanateros 1

Sunday 10 October 2010 18:31

For killing the cat, you deserved it you ******* asshole

chevyguy85 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 18:48

how do you over correct a swerve???...

Cameron2417 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 18:50

Damn should have hit it and said yummy.

xXrAwrZ6Xx 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 19:43

awwww RIP kitty

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