Intimacy: Today, I started my period at my boyfriends house. I didn't know... - FML

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By FallenAngel2001 - 15/01/2016 01:49 - United States - Florence

Today, I started my period at my boyfriends house. I didn't know I started until my boyfriend pulled his hand out of my jeans, and passed out. FML

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