Today I spent an hour in the bathroom instead of my normal 15... - FML

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By Selfish - 26/09/2017 13:55

Today I spent an hour in the bathroom instead of my normal 15 minutes. After a while, I started to hear the sound of crying from outside. I opened the door to find my housemate sat in the corridor. Turns out her anxiety has gotten so bad that she couldn't knock when she needed to go. FML

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BakedbeaniRBLX 9

Friday 29 September 2017 10:21

Oh wow sad

flyingpotato800 8

Sunday 8 October 2017 17:03

if you can't even knock on a door to see if your housemate is in the bathroom there is a problem

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BakedbeaniRBLX 9

Friday 29 September 2017 10:21

Oh wow sad

flyingpotato800 8

Sunday 8 October 2017 17:03

if you can't even knock on a door to see if your housemate is in the bathroom there is a problem

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