Kids: Today I saw my nephew checking out my wife's ass. I don't know...

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 07:37 - United States - Charlotte

Today I saw my nephew checking out my wife's ass. I don't know what's more disturbing, the fact that he's checking out his aunt or that he's eight years old. FML

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