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By ugly - 25/07/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

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By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, my partner and I were spending quality time with a newly single friend. She quoted some song lyrics, saying "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife...". We all laughed, and then my partner said "Boy, you got THAT right." FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By Pr unlucky - 02/10/2010 08:07 - Australia

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

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By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By HeatoN - 22/12/2008 01:44 - Germany

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

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By mylifesucks - 30/08/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML

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By Wrongword - 17/04/2012 10:52 - China - Shanghai

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

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hahaitsmattheau 0

Monday 25 July 2011 8:37

maybe hes ugly and hes just not used to extremely sexy people like yourself

Just2BMe 5

Monday 25 July 2011 8:40

No one is ugly.

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NaomiMadison 4

Monday 25 July 2011 9:12

Aw, well I doubt your the only one in their entire friends list getting married, probably just a coincidence. if not then FYL, people can be so cruel :(

swimmer3141 10

Monday 25 July 2011 18:00

you're*

jonathan6773 5

Monday 25 July 2011 9:13

Don't let ignorant people and or comments ruin your spirits on you big day. True beauty is in the heart.

roastbeef34 0

Monday 25 July 2011 9:16

just jealous , now go have fun on your ugly honeymoon !

Casuality 6

Monday 25 July 2011 9:19

Get the waiter to spit in their food. Or even better, do it yourself. ;) (Assuming they were talking about your wedding)

mdtiger 13

Monday 25 July 2011 9:20

that person is probably jealous ur happy with ur life and love life. they need to pick on you to feel better.

Danny0D 5

Monday 25 July 2011 9:20

is she ugly?

dotty23 0

Monday 25 July 2011 9:22

Maybe they're in love with your fiancé!!!

Sweej 1

Monday 25 July 2011 9:26

Congratulations on your marriage! .... Oh, wait....

bettyc4 26

Monday 25 July 2011 9:30

fat people belong together too

thewife5 19

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:23

speaking of ugly couples.. what's with the 60s greasy hair look? just asking

whiskyboy 0

Monday 25 July 2011 9:33

i would definitely write him a message and tell him that he looks worse than his granny's wrinkled ass

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