Love: Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to... - FML

By wondercat40 - 24/04/2014 21:19 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML

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wondercat40 28

Saturday 26 April 2014 21:26

He just stared blankly at me as I ran off, and that's definitely not a good sign of anything! I see him at my band classes, but I haven't spoken to him since. Thank you for the comments, a lot of them made me laugh. I don't know the where the Jesus drummer's band came from either, it was a local band that I forgot the name of. However, I think it was a Christian band. Oh, the irony.

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DeeDeeJay 15

Friday 25 April 2014 8:05

I'm story but I found this hilarious!

pimrol 16

Friday 25 April 2014 8:06

did you run off over water?

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cwaziemamma 16

Monday 19 May 2014 2:48

Try to get the nerve to talk to him again... But this time, type it out on your phone and pass it to him... Let him read your mind

thatguyalex 3

Thursday 22 May 2014 7:52

That is so funny lpl

Superspiderbat 23

Saturday 14 June 2014 15:22

At least you didn't say some people look like hitler

rmllavaneras 19

Tuesday 17 March 2015 16:49

So smooth!

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