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By HolyRavioli - 21/03/2016 17:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I sat at work for 8 hours daydreaming about the homemade 4 cheese ravioli I would come home to after spending 3 hours making it from scratch the night before. When I finally got home and heated the ravioli, I dropped it all over my feet, giving me second degree burns. FML

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By firecrotch - 04/06/2010 05:36 - United States

Today, I work at a pizza place and one of my jobs is to spoon crushed red pepper into bags. After I finished this, without thinking to wash my hands first, I used the bathroom. It still burns. FML

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By newcomer - 12/04/2017 05:00 - Canada - Kingston

Today, to treat the family, I cooked something nice in appreciation for sticking it out over the past few tough months. Unfortunately, I chose this one day to not wear my oven mitts when carrying the food to the table, spilling the food all over the carpeted floor. FML

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By DarrenP - 03/08/2019 22:00 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I got a burn on my foot from a Pot Noodle I didn't even want. FML

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By loserr - 28/02/2014 17:13 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML

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By Lexi - 31/10/2009 20:15 - France

Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML

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Mush

By Tired Tater - 05/06/2023 20:00 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML

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By welp - 28/10/2015 04:11 - United States - Belton

Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML

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Not my day, is it?

By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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No tip for you

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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Now we're cooking

By Anonymous - 05/05/2023 15:00 - Canada

Today, I made homemade pasta from scratch. I spent hours kneading the dough, rolling it out, and cutting it into perfect strips. When I went to cook it, I realized that I forgot to add salt to the dough. The pasta tasted like damp cardboard. FML

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AyeTee77 18

Monday 21 March 2016 23:00

They don't want you to have ravioli.

swaglesshipster 23

Monday 21 March 2016 23:04

Mr. Crab robot "Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the formuoli"

Comments

EnJey0 19

Tuesday 22 March 2016 1:20

The universe is a muenster... I'm sure that ravioli would have been really Gouda. Things will get cheddar though.

Dawnoftime 12

Tuesday 22 March 2016 1:24

*Insert Sad Violin tune*

HoboMeth 33

Tuesday 22 March 2016 1:32

Store it in the pocketoli and bring it to work the next day

limegreenpoopie 31

Tuesday 22 March 2016 2:09

I guess you got overexcited :/

izzajaneful 24

Tuesday 22 March 2016 3:08

This might be the saddest thing I've read on this site.

HollyQuinn 21

Tuesday 22 March 2016 3:17

I always feel super sad when I see someone has slaved over food and then it got ruined before they could eat it :(

Cynistor 9

Tuesday 22 March 2016 3:20

It's a role reversal!! The Ravoli is now forever dreaming about being consume by you and being digested in your tummy

Magnoxidans 19

Tuesday 22 March 2016 3:50

Not kidding, I just ate ravioli before reading this... it was delicious.

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 22 March 2016 4:26

That doesn't sound gouda at all, you'd feta be more careful next time when handling hot stuff.

Estelle101_fml 13

Tuesday 22 March 2016 4:46

I feel your pain literally, I'm trying to heal right now. Hot water is dangerous.

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