Today I ripped my lovely £50 coat on barbed wire, what I only...

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By mummy21 - 17/01/2022 06:24 - United Kingdom

Today I ripped my lovely £50 coat on barbed wire, what I only worn a hand full of times, ended up having to spend £10 to get it repaired, have to wait till Friday to pick it up, it’s only Tuesday. FML

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doronantonin 5

Tuesday 22 February 2022 11:32

Just brace yourself. Seems like you have another outfit to go outside ('cause you somehow took it to the tailor) :)

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doronantonin 5

Tuesday 22 February 2022 11:32

Just brace yourself. Seems like you have another outfit to go outside ('cause you somehow took it to the tailor) :)

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