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By Dave - 12/03/2016 03:13 - Germany - Stuttgart
Today, I returned from a 15 month deployment to Afghanistan, only to find my "wife" flew right past our flight with another soldier (her new boyfriend), "robbed" our joint-bank account of 60,000 bucks, emptied the entire house, and left a note saying, "Welcome Home". FML.