Kids: Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young...

By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 23:21 - United States

Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML

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By MDoremis - 24/02/2015 04:58 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I bought How To Train Your Dragon and the cashier started complaining how her kids keep demanding dragon stuff and that mine will start after they see the movie. I don't have any kids, and I didn't have the courage to tell her I was buying it for myself. FML

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By CPD - 15/10/2011 04:12 - Canada

Today, I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store, only to realize I'd forgotten my money. I made the ride back home, grabbed my money, went back to the store, paid, then made a second ride home. I got home exhausted, and opened the case. They gave me the wrong movie. FML

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By Broly171 - 01/10/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favorite movies so they needed to watch it. A bit later my mom called... Apparently my roommate wanted to watch it as well, but couldn't find the case to his porno and decided to just use the Batman case instead. FML

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By burnedboy - 18/01/2010 19:39 - United States

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 19:32 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2010 16:34 - United States

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

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By mylifeblows - 19/08/2010 06:15 - United States

Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML

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By Wickls - 18/12/2008 08:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 19:05 - United States - Brandon

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 06:57 - United States - Baxter

Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML

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ilovepandaz 2

Sunday 26 December 2010 1:21

your son's gonna have nightmares

perez758 2

Sunday 26 December 2010 1:23

well that was stupid of you to not even look at what you put in the dvd player.. what if it had been ****? lmao your son probably wouldn't have even told you!

Comments

TylerOMFG 7

Saturday 14 May 2011 20:41

I swear I have seen this before. but FYL anyways that would suck for your kid as well.

Ninabug28 5

Wednesday 18 May 2011 22:20

Wow! That says a lot. Your son must be mad!

garfield224 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 3:31

Those movies are for freaks. Who the he'll would like people being tortured. People who like pain

GruntyGunner 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 5:54

Yeah, BULLSHIT you did. It has a disc menu moron.

dewby98 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 18:36

haha lol "do you want to play a little game?"

pred6 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:27

for those who say movies like saw 4 are for "freaks" its because we want a taste the dark and insane to satisfy the thrill because in the end no matter what what you think their is a little monster in all of us. I can testify to this because movies like saw make me chuckle and smile even though I for the most part am a extreamly kind and easily amused musician. The reason I can watch saw is because I recognize the survivle aspect of it in that I will fight to my dying breath if it means a:I live or if I had to choose between me or my friends I choose them because I know in the end we all die so I might as well be a die for a good reason.