Money: Today, I received the written quote for my insurance, which was...

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By I'm not rich - 25/04/2016 23:48 - United States - Portland

Today, I received the written quote for my insurance, which was quoted over the phone to be around $230 for my family. My new bill is $459 monthly with mine alone being $290. So much for not living paycheck to paycheck anymore. FML

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