By LaurahLunatic - 05/09/2009 06:31 - United States

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Today, I realized that my cat has been laid more times than me. FML
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skyeyez9 24

i assume your cat is allowed to roam outside. It is in yours and the cat's best interest to get the feline spayed. unless you want a suprise kitten litter.

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skyeyez9 24

in your defense, when certain animals are in heat, they literally turn irresistable to males. human females dont have that.

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KsbjA 0

Calm down... having slept with lots of random people isn't really something you should be proud of. ;-)

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beaniebabe 0

how do you know that??

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chrisanthropy 0

that was ****** stupid, this site is going to shit because of people such as yourself

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nikkiandyou 0

So your cat got laid once? am i correct? LMAO JK, dude

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pomlaos 0

Animals are animals dogs get it out every time they can. If you do get laid more than your cat that will be a problem.

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Miles6969 0

hahahhahahahaha how did u find that out

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kingleonitaz 0

cats get laid all the time, you can't compare yourself to a cat that's like saying my horses penis is bigger than mine..

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HippoLesb 3

same.. but now he's dead, or has escaped to have more sex

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