Work: Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my... - FML

By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML

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Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML

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Today, I was so busy all the time that I actually got a thrill out of sitting down and taking the weight off my feet. On the toilet. FML

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Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2014 09:05 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Apparently, taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long for some people. FML

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Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By poomaster - 22/11/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, I spent an hour at work trying to make a tortoise poo. When he finally did, I was so excited and felt pretty triumphant. Then I realized that my job was to make animals drop their load. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 16 September 2009 10:01

Shitty job, eh?

3rere 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 10:02

your bored and the first thing you do to kill time is take a dump?

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Mattsta123 5

Wednesday 24 February 2010 8:10

fun

superbabies 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 2:48

Isaac Newton developed "what goes up, must come down" initially from, "what goes in, must come out" while sitting on the shitter. Many great an idea/inspiration came from spending time with the good ol' porcelain boat! (I'm on it right now)

kamperkailey 0

Friday 5 November 2010 6:12

#30 i freaking love you haha

kingdomhearts3 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 6:18

WTF?? Girls don't poop!!

beastwill64 16

Sunday 19 June 2011 15:18

well it is a job. how fun can it be

inkblotdrummer 6

Wednesday 17 August 2011 7:33

watch out for hemorrhoids

writergirl23 19

Thursday 15 September 2011 8:32

Drink more water. Duh ...

svpanther 3

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:45

That's exactly what I do in school !!!

ughfuck1234 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 2:10

It's funny, because as I'm reading this, I'm sitting on the toilet at work, avoiding doing anything.

stuffhappens223 7

Monday 14 November 2011 15:54

FAIL

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