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By Anonymous - 03/06/2016 22:56 - United States

Today I realized I've been single so long that my leg hair is curly FML.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Saturday 4 June 2016 11:39

Being single and shaving your legs should have no correlation. Shave your legs if you want to, don't if you don't want to. I don't see why you would stop just because you are out of a relationship.

ImagineCrazy 27

Saturday 4 June 2016 14:42

I shave for myself, not others...

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Saturday 4 June 2016 11:39

Being single and shaving your legs should have no correlation. Shave your legs if you want to, don't if you don't want to. I don't see why you would stop just because you are out of a relationship.

ImagineCrazy 27

Saturday 4 June 2016 14:42

I shave for myself, not others...

krad204 21

Saturday 4 June 2016 17:14

Same.

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