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By Bhrugu - 11/05/2021 15:50 - India - Hyderabad
Today I realized. I'm a human calculator. What do I calculate? I calculate every single text before typing it, while typing it and for hours after typing it. Even the simplest text I feel will offend people. For no reason. FML