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By blegh - 16/01/2009 04:57 - Switzerland

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

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By reisz618 - 31/05/2019 07:00

Today, I was at a barbecue and, unbeknownst to me, took a bite of really hot bacon. In my ensuing panic, I grabbed and took a swig of my friend's beer. It wasn't beer, at least not any more. She was using it as an ashtray, and I got a mouthful of cigarette butts. FML

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By soembarrassed - 02/08/2009 13:40 - Australia

Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 14:31 - Denmark

Today, at a party, a fly flew into my mouth. I spat it out, and in an effort to wash my mouth out, I grabbed the can of coke that was on the table next to me. Apparently people had been spitting in there and using it as an ashtray. FML

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For science

By Rach - 26/10/2023 04:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML

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The mouthfeel

By rookiemistake - 27/04/2015 03:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to a wine tasting for the first time. I copied the experienced people around me by swishing the wine around in my mouth, which I then choked on and spit out all over my white blouse. FML

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By itsplashedeverywhere - 27/10/2015 18:59 - United States - Boulder

Today, I was unfortunate enough to discover what happens when you vomit mid-drink at a water fountain. FML

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By Michelle - 09/01/2010 16:11 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling extremely nauseous. When I started to feel better, I felt like I needed to spit. I went into the bathroom and opened the toilet to see someone had taken a giant crap the night before and forgotten to flush. The smell made me vomit all over my feet. FML

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Ewwwwww

By Ese - 12/10/2018 12:00

Today, my sister took me out shopping for my birthday and had been drinking a Monster the whole day. Halfway back home, I took a sip of it and she screamed, but it was too late. I had drunk the phlegm that she spat into the can earlier. FML

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By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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wordgirl 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 5:54

This is the second time in as many days that I've heard a story of someone drinking someone else's spit cup!! At least yours was tobacco...the other person's was green lung chunks and throat slime from having the flu. Would you people PLEASE start LOOKING before you drink???? I'm really going to throw up the next time I have to imagine something like this.

inSayne 7

Monday 18 April 2011 21:32

that chewing tobacco is a f***ing disgusting habit?

Comments

Punkyxoxo 14

Sunday 4 August 2013 20:27

OP so you just picked up something that didnt even feel like a beer can/bottle?

meagan77 13

Tuesday 22 March 2016 4:03

Obviously their friend was spitting into a can/bottle....

darkfireflame 15

Saturday 19 October 2013 6:17

Projectile stomach emptying spew might come close. Watch the **** what you're drinking.

Scaleon1 14

Sunday 3 November 2013 4:48

Disgusting! I hope you're more careful from now on, OP.

NandaPanda 22

Saturday 30 November 2013 19:38

Oh man that sucks! I would know, my dad spits into Pepsi bottles, and I've accidentally done the same thing twice... >.< it's not a pleasant experience!

asdfswimmer 3

Wednesday 16 April 2014 12:25

I'm so sorry for you

cheese4yokids 8

Wednesday 21 May 2014 20:35

Should've gone to specksavers

hitomifish 8

Thursday 31 July 2014 21:01

Ugh that's gross

Host2phats 21

Tuesday 8 December 2015 16:16

thats too funny, I got the hell knocked out of me for that once, but when myl cousin drank outta mine. the look of pure horror on his face ad he realized wjatw he did proceeding to his next actions? pricelesa

Wolf6661 22

Tuesday 15 March 2016 6:31

I've chewed for a few years now, but when I first started I accidentally swallowed a HUGE lip of long cut once, ugh. I know ur pain I felt like I was shooting magma outta my mouth.