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By disgusted - 24/01/2016 18:04 - United States - Elmhurst
Today, I ordered takeout from the restaurant next to my house. I ate an entire container of chicken and broccoli and was feeling a little ill. When I looked at the bottom of the container there was three dead cockroaches. I order from this place at least once a week. FML