Love: Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

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By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

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Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML

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By mustanggt - 14/04/2022 19:00 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I met my girlfriend's husband for the first time. It went surprisingly well, despite neither of us knowing the other existed before tonight, but it's still a miserable situation no matter what. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 14:53 - United States - Conroe

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 08:47 - United States - Evansville

Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML

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By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

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By Sleeping at my parents tonight - 28/06/2023 15:00

Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML

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By guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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By Elayne Warthen - 25/04/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML

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Julietta_fml 4

Thursday 28 October 2010 19:48

I like this kind of FMLs- simple, short and depressing.

DrAwesome 6

Thursday 28 October 2010 19:58

Wait until you meet your husband's other wife's husband, and then HIS other wife, and then... Somehow it'll go back to Kevin Bacon.

Comments

lovelyliz916 5

Friday 29 October 2010 2:50

How exactly did you and his other wife meet??

Draeven_fml 0

Friday 29 October 2010 3:17

lol seriously? theres an fml that says "today, i met my wife's other husband."

simoneog09 0

Friday 29 October 2010 3:46

ha!

xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0

Friday 29 October 2010 4:20

maybe your the other wife....every thought of that..? |:

mandababyyy 0

Friday 29 October 2010 4:36

win. (:

samiboy9 0

Friday 29 October 2010 5:02

do you have 16 kids

HK416_fml 0

Friday 29 October 2010 5:05

oh **** no!! kick his ass he deserves it!!

jkpajama 0

Friday 29 October 2010 5:39

what a husband

chicharitosfan 0

Friday 29 October 2010 5:49

you mean ex husband?

SaintE_fml 0

Friday 29 October 2010 6:37

that should have went well, right off the bat you have something in common.

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