By gabby - 16/06/2012 20:36 - United States

Today, I'm driving cross-country with my parents. As if the stifling heat isn't bad enough, they keep stopping to admire, comment on, and practically do a photoshoot in every corn field we pass. FML
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Skittlepickle 13

"This is a once in a lifetime experience, children. Oh look ANOTHER corn field!"

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TheIchiban 11

Steal the camera, accidentally "drop" it.

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dude1122332 9

Or accidentally 'throw a hammer at it, run it over with a 2 ton truck and throw it in the Atlantic ocean' all on accident.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

We went to Iowa years ago and that's all I saw was a bunch of corn (and a green sky, which scared me because I thought a tornado was coming). But to stop in every single corn field and take pictures? I live in Kansas so I can officially say that all corn fields look the same.

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onlychildFTW 33

I've driven through fields of wheat. And just like wheat fields are all the same so are corn fields.

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ManBroSkiGirl 10

Fun trip. Youll laugh about this someday..

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redbluegreen 40

They must be sacrificed to He Who Walks Behind the Rows.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Hey, corn is serious shit. I practically lived off of the stuff when I was younger. If I could just stroke those long, green stalks--I mean, uh, it was stupid for them to be looking at it. Yeah. But be glad you don't have a hickey from the Jolley Green Giant himself. ;) Some people can't appreciate the simple things in life...sigh.

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ALpein 0

Is this what happens when you close your eyes and type?

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ManInTheMachine 19

Nah, but it's what happens when I have nothing good to say. Feel free to ridicule it and tell me about how horrible a commenter I am. It won't be the first time or the last. :)

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SouthernPride95 19

Rain makes corn Corn makes whisky Whisky makes my baby a little bit frisky

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TarieBoo 2

i loooove that song(:

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Bonzer 2

There is a new thing called punctuation. You should try it out sometime. Its fun!

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SouthernPride95 19

Punctuation who needs stinkin punctuation

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Spiral_Thoughts 19

77, he or she is reciting a song, making punctuation unnecessary in this instance. You have read lyrics or poems, I presume, since you have all the airs of an elitist prat? Yes, I'm sure you have, 77. I'll leave you to your beloved corn. :)

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drewnewton 0

some faith in humanity has been restored

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challan 19

So that was your family taking pictures of my property? Sorry I shot at you.

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Bonzer 2

No that was me. Bastard.

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challan 19

I barely nicked you. It was a warning shot, you were smart to move quickly. Stop stalking my corn.

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mannykatany 9

"Stop stalking my corn" pun intended?

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HeyMondayAddict 4

Careful, children might be hiding in it.

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roxyartist 8

My parents do the same :/

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CTVrhythmguitari 8

You'll have fun when you get to Iowa ._.

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