Money: Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark....

By stupid - 26/05/2015 06:54 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML

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By dannij08 - 27/01/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

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By Cottagecheeseha - 20/08/2012 04:03 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML

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By bookbroke - 26/04/2016 04:27 - Canada - Regina

Today, I found out that someone found my lost library card, and instead of returning it, took out multiple items. If they don't return them, I'm on the hook to paying over $100 for them. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2018 11:00 - United States - Twin Falls

Today, I went to the park to read “The Book Thief”. I fell asleep and when I woke up, my book was gone. FML

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By poorcollegestudent - 30/10/2009 20:32 - Canada

Today, I went to my university bookstore and tried to use my debit card to pay, but got the "Insufficient Funds" notification. I was buying a single postage stamp, which costs 57 cents. FML

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By Loverscry - 05/11/2014 22:02 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I forgot my library book on a bench then I got on a bus, so I got off at the next stop and walked back to get it. I arrived just in time to see some guy pick it up and hop on another bus. So now I'm not on the bus I needed, and I have to pay for the book. FML

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By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

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By fmfl - 17/11/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I found a gift card under my bed that I lost a few months ago for $400 to a store that went out of business last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 06:07 - United States - Cottonwood

Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML

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By futuregigolo - 22/12/2012 00:11 - United States - Strasburg

Today, I went to the local used books store to sell all my college textbooks. I spent several hundred dollars on them in total. I ended up walking out of the shop a pathetic $3.50 richer. FML

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irisr_fml 24

Tuesday 26 May 2015 17:28

YDI for using something that important as a bookmark

stife7 13

Tuesday 26 May 2015 17:28

So i guess buying a new book is out of the question.

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skehar 23

Tuesday 26 May 2015 20:03

I'm sure you "lost" the book. The new owner is probably thanking you.

Vani13 10

Tuesday 26 May 2015 20:08

I just thinks it's funny that you could've used basically anything else. YDI

sureshadow 23

Tuesday 26 May 2015 20:21

you know any piece of paper works as one right?

Chiharo 15

Tuesday 26 May 2015 20:23

New level of stupid. No one uses their credit card as a bookmark.

CateriusV 11

Tuesday 26 May 2015 20:27

As much as I'd like to say you deserve it, I've done the same thing. I'm sorry dude.

Shamanskinator 15

Tuesday 26 May 2015 20:34

That's why you "Lost" it.

Exaspera 54

Tuesday 26 May 2015 20:38

Ditto!

ScarredVox92 16

Tuesday 26 May 2015 20:54

hey. I moderated this, in hopes of saying YDI. seriously though. a credit card as a bookmark?

avvveryyyyy 11

Tuesday 26 May 2015 21:12

Call and cancel the card. But YDI for using something like that for a bookmark .

lactemps 3

Tuesday 26 May 2015 21:28

I bet you bought the book on Credit!

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