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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 11:04 - India

Today, I left my brand new iPhone on the counter, and went to get its cleaning cloth. My grandmother saw a mosquito, and used my iPhone as a fly swatter. I now have a broken iPhone. Good news though: no more mosquito. FML

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By Kris - 06/12/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML

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By LadyGore - 19/02/2012 15:30 - Canada

Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML

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By sad face - 07/03/2012 19:25 - Canada

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML

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By breakinphones - 20/02/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

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By phoneless - 17/04/2012 19:23 - Jordan

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

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By failure461 - 13/06/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

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By Anon - 14/04/2016 22:23 - United States

Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML

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By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

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You deserved it 32 807

By hunter168647 - 02/07/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

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You deserved it 8 571

omelette_fml 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:05

WTH did she do? Throw it? That sucks. fyl

Bobby64 29

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:53

Seriously, how many different ways can people on this website get their iPhones broken?

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youngcat24 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 17:02

#2 i hate you. #82 win lmao.

chauntell 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 5:34

damnnnn that sucks

blooglekoogle 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 4:25

why wouldn't she just use her hand or something hmm not breakable??

jkpajama 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 7:04

guess the passcode lock don't work for that kinda stuff

civic_stud_94 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 21:48

there's gotta be an app for that. :P

ravsen 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 23:33

Daviddwd 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 7:47

maybe if u used the shrapnel as gramma swatted.

fogrunner 13

Tuesday 12 July 2011 16:48

FTML

ericFKNspangler 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 21:51

That's all apple is good for... Seems appropriate. Get an Android. :)

Javee 17

Monday 25 June 2012 19:33

Damn, I feel bad for you. :/ iPhone's break really easily and it's SO convenient not having Apple stores in India.

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