Animals: Today, I learned that you shouldn't antagonize Peta advocates.... - FML

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By Violenna - 12/05/2016 17:02 - United States - Fullerton

Today, I learned that you shouldn't antagonize Peta advocates. How did I find this out? I told one of them that my pet chickens eat chicken. Needless to say, it ended very poorly. FML

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GhostFox 33

Friday 13 May 2016 6:46

One, PETA is a piece of hypocritical shit that should be burned and salted. Two, I hope you aren't actually feeding your chickens chicken because that is the sort of practice that led to the rise of Mad Cow disease.

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GhostFox 33

Friday 13 May 2016 6:46

One, PETA is a piece of hypocritical shit that should be burned and salted. Two, I hope you aren't actually feeding your chickens chicken because that is the sort of practice that led to the rise of Mad Cow disease.

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