Kids: Today, I have food poisoning. I was forced to poop in my 2 year...

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By gtchuckd - 21/02/2017 08:41 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I have food poisoning. I was forced to poop in my 2 year old training toilet while I puked in the regular one. It wasn't built to hold that volume. FML

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rosecolas 15

Wednesday 22 February 2017 15:51

Why not the other way around?

pelletman67 16

Wednesday 22 February 2017 19:29

Wow. Thinking fast is non existent here

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rosecolas 15

Wednesday 22 February 2017 15:51

Why not the other way around?

pelletman67 16

Wednesday 22 February 2017 19:29

Wow. Thinking fast is non existent here

jfsiv 17

Wednesday 1 March 2017 23:11

this really should have been a full fml.

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