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By SNZL - 13/04/2016 02:09 - United States - Spring Branch
Today, I have been housesitting for my parents for a week, mostly hanging around watching TV. Thanks to my mom's untrained poodle's penchant for insane barking, I now have a Pavlovian response to have a mini panic attack every time a fake doorbell rings in a show. FML.